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标  题: ※在被美女围绕的日子里※二※50-54
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标  题: ※在被美女围绕的日子里※二※50-54
发信站: BBS 听涛站 (Fri Nov 28 21:37:36 2003), 转信



　　五十                                                                                                                
　　 耗子在我面前从来没有三斤认为的mouse形象,倒是挺象他分析的rat.特别是白静做                                           
了我女朋友以后,她就一直看我不顺眼,好象,我追上白静不脱三层皮就是对女权主义的践                                           
踏.                                                                                                                     
　　 下课的时候,我在走廊里碰到了她.她睁圆了小眼睛,凶巴巴地看着我.看得我心里一                                           
阵慌张,我说,怎么了,耗子?是不是长江的第三次洪峰堵不住了?                                                                 
　　 你少给我臭贫啊!白静吃你那套,我可不吃.耗子边说边拉住我往楼下走.                                                     
　　 出了楼门,耗子就拉着我直奔楼前的小树林.                                                                             
　　 据说,耗子练过跆拳道,从初中开始,坚持不断.难道......                                                                 
　　 我说,耗子,耗子,有话好商量,我不就是借三斤五块钱嘛!我今天就还好不好?                                                 
　　 她把我往一棵大树上一推.我装作被撞得很痛说,君子动口不动手,我看你一个大女                                            
人好意思欺负一个小男生.                                                                                                 
　　 耗子看着我,说,唐天,我问你.这几天,为什么没有陪白静上自习?                                                           
　　 我看了看她说,距离产生美啊!                                                                                         
　　 "你少给我装,拜托你不要那么虚伪好不好?"                                                                             
　　 耗子长春人,虽然身材长得特曲线美,却从来都没学会婉转这个词的意思.                                                    
　　 我说,到底怎么了.                                                                                                   
　　 耗子问我,梁枫和我到底是怎么回事.                                                                                   
　　 我担心的事情终于发生了.                                                                                            
　　 看着耗子那坚定的目光,我知道了,没有不透风的墙,但是,这风是怎么从墙里透过去                                           
的呢?                                                                                                                   
　　 我问耗子说,你怎么知道的.但是,这句话无疑是承认了她的指责.耗子听完,怒火终                                            
于来了.                                                                                                                 
　　 那天她把我骂了狗血喷头.好像她是白静或者我是三斤.说什么再好的东西,得到时                                            
候太容易,就不会珍惜,女孩子就不能对男孩子太仁慈,否则就是农夫和蛇.我站在那里羞                                            
愧地满地找洞.听着耗子伶牙俐齿的言语,暗自感叹,三斤这条蛇以后可要倒霉了.                                                  
　　 耗子骂完我,问我,到底喜欢不喜欢白静.我象抓到了稻草的溺水者,忙不迭地说,爱                                            
!真爱!                                                                                                                  
　　 她听完更怒了.说,爱还这样做.这下更坚定了她农夫和蛇的理论.                                                           
　　 我说,耗子,我真的有苦衷啊.求求你了.这事千万别让白静知道.                                                            
　　 耗子白了我一眼说,白静都哭两天了.                                                                                   
　　 啊!我彻底慌神了.                                                                                                   
　　 我哀求耗子一定帮帮忙.耗子说,这事别人帮不了忙,你惹的祸,你自己解决.                                                  
　　 我想再问些事情,耗子的怒气已经消解完了.说,气死我了,没工夫跟你磨牙.说完扭                                            
头就走.                                                                                                                 
　　 "耗子",我大声地喊,"我俩可是有恩于你的,你不能见死不救啊."                                                           
　　 耗子回头瞪了我一眼说,把你追白静的时候没有付出的努力,这次加倍补回来吧.三                                            
天内,如果你没有让白静回心转意,我就把我老乡介绍给她.                                                                     
　　 看着耗子远去的背影,我第一次有了失落的感觉.                                                                         
　　                                                                                                                    
　　五十一                                                                                                              
　　 白静失踪了.                                                                                                        
　　 我找遍了所有的自习室和教室,毫无踪影.我一遍遍打电话过去,接电话的阿姨总说                                            
没人在.亲自去女生宿舍,让女生到她们寝室找她.却总是连个回信都没有.一天时间,我把                                           
我们学校所有的地方都熟悉了一遍,别说白静,连耗子也找不到了.                                                               
　　 晚上,回到寝室.我象丢了魂一样.二胡问我怎么了?                                                                       
　　 我告诉他白静不要我了.                                                                                              
　　 二胡说怎么会这样?到底怎么了?                                                                                       
　　 我正准备告诉他关于梁枫的事,三斤赶忙截断了我的话,说,他招集了那么多美女入                                            
社,做了对不起白静的事了.                                                                                                
　　 二胡听完,说,不会吧?这么禽兽啊?                                                                                     
　　 大鸡听说有真人版的成人故事,马上从床上探出脑袋,说,和谁啊?把过程讲讲.                                                
　　 三斤说,别折腾老四了.他现在烦着呢.                                                                                  
　　 听完,我感动死了,说,是啊.大家帮帮忙啊.                                                                              
　　 大家一听需要对付女孩子,睡意全消了.大鸡说,二胡曾经被爱情打败过,这次一定不                                           
能再悲剧重演.于是,我把一天的经历说了一遍,然后把昨天耗子的威胁也说了一遍.                                                
　　 大鸡把三斤扭起来说,你两口子到底有什么阴谋.三斤拍着干瘪的胸脯说,老大,你看                                           
我象那种出卖民族利益的人嘛?                                                                                             
　　 二胡眯着眼睛看了看他,说,这是你一贯作风了.大鸡说,听到了吧.三斤大呼举世皆                                            
醉,唯他独醒.                                                                                                            
　　 我说,大家别闹了,连解释的机会都没有了,好难过的.                                                                     
　　 大鸡扭过头对我说,安静点.这就是偷腥的代价,有什么好难过的.说完就又去逼三斤                                           
老实交代.                                                                                                               
　　 当大鸡招呼二胡把三斤从床上拉下来,扒下内裤,拉窗台上示众时.                                                          
　　 三斤求饶地说,我妥协我妥协,我全招了我.                                                                              
　　 他说,这都是耗子的主义.说我在外面沾花惹草,事后,那位......三斤扫视了一下我                                           
和二胡,又说,好像是唐天新招的剧社社员吧.找白静谈了谈心,说唐天已经做她男朋友了                                            
什么的.反正乱七八糟,白静在耗子面前哭.让她们寝室都特别愤怒,其余的好像都是耗子                                            
干的,具体怎么干,我也不知道,只是上自习的时候把我骂了一顿,还说咱们寝室的没一个                                            
好东西......                                                                                                            
　　 三斤话没说完,大鸡和二胡已经冲到我床上捶了起来.边打边说,你听到了吧你,你在                                           
外面寻欢作乐把我们都搭上了.我们俩整天好好学习天天向上,都没女孩子喜欢我们.原来                                           
都你闹的了啊.                                                                                                           
　　 二胡说,是啊.要不是你,我能天天看爱情面对面嘛我.                                                                     
　　 我讨饶说,英雄们,我已经知错了,大家要一起努力帮我把白静追回来,这样才能堵住                                           
耗子的嘴巴啊.                                                                                                           
　　 三斤说,这事还要靠自己,不过,我可以透漏一点消息给你,白静就在宿舍呢.你只要                                            
能把她感动了,自然会出来见你.                                                                                            
　　 我哭丧着脸说,我根本没机会感动她啊.                                                                                 
　　 二胡说,只要在寝室就好办.然后问我会不会说陕西话,我说,干嘛要说陕西话.二胡                                            
说,你可以在女生寝楼下喊:白静我想你,想你想得想睡觉.哦,不是,是想你想得睡不着觉                                            
.                                                                                                                       
　　 他们三个哄笑着.唉!和一群没有阶级感情的家伙生活在一起,就这么痛苦.                                                   
　　 第二天,他们把我打扮得头发凌乱,衣衫不整.让我在女寝室门口守株待兔,二胡真的                                           
给我送去了一把手提式小喇叭.                                                                                             
　　 二胡递给我说,记得用完还我,我学生证还在夜市小贩那里压着呢.                                                          
　　 我坐在女寝楼门前的台阶上,满脸憔悴.身边还放着一个手提式喇叭.好多女孩子问                                            
我是不是学校周围洗衣店的,还有好心的女孩子告诉我说,这个寝楼大四的人少,没有多少                                           
人卖废品的.对于她们,我都只是报以微笑.于是她们又认定我是哑巴,鼓励我一定要身残                                            
志不残.                                                                                                                 
　　 正当我支撑不住的时候,丑丹回来了.                                                                                   
　　 我跟她打招呼的时候,把她吓了一跳.当发现是我的时候,她说几天不见,你怎么弄成                                           
这样了?我都没敢认.                                                                                                      
　　 我看着丑丹,笑了笑说,近些时候有麻烦啊.今天想求你件事.                                                               
　　 她看了我一眼,说,客气了.什么事?                                                                                     
　　 我说,能借你用一下嘛?                                                                                               
　　 "借我什么?"                                                                                                        
　　 "借你的人啊."                                                                                                      
　　 "借我的人?......借我干嘛呀?"丑丹冷冷的脸上露出一丝惊讶,瞪大眼睛想看出我                                            
的心思.                                                                                                                 
　　 "借你做我女朋友."                                                                                                  
　　                                                                                                                    
　　五十二                                                                                                              
　　 我们学校是一个男女比例过大的学校.                                                                                  
　　 同一个集体里,如果对于某一部分特别优待,反过来说就是对另一部分的歧视了.我                                            
们学校就具有典型的性别歧视,但是这种歧视却是弱势群体在歧视强势群体.翻过来或者                                            
说是对稀少物种保护.就象我国对少数民族的优惠政策一样.                                                                    
　　 这种歧视性保护在我们学校则反应在行动自由上.女生可以出入男生宿舍,男生不能                                           
迈进女生宿舍一步.                                                                                                       
　　 女生宿舍传达室的阿姨具有较强侦缉能力,而且战绩赫赫,这是她一直认为自己在岗                                           
位上领先同行的资本.                                                                                                     
　　 不知道哪届的一个学生,四年里,最大的心愿就是到女生宿舍看看.在东北,冬天是最                                           
容易伪装的时候,元旦时,他穿着肥大的羽绒服,戴着女朋友的绒帽,裹得象个丝绒包装袋                                            
之后,又戴上口罩.在几个女生的保护下,终于混进了女生寝楼.到了女朋友的宿舍,他一甩                                           
帽子,如愿以偿地说,终于混进来了,哈哈...... 他没哈哈完就被那阿姨的叱责声截断了                                            
.                                                                                                                       
　　 大妈一句别哈哈了,跟我下去.那位哥们儿的学位证没了.                                                                  
　　 那天,我拉着丑丹的手,对那位阿姨说,这是我女朋友,快要毕业了,我要上去帮她搬                                            
东西.                                                                                                                   
　　 她看都不看,说,我不管那个,男孩子不准进.                                                                             
　　 我说阿姨,求你了.我不上去怎么帮她搬啊.                                                                              
　　 "让她们寝室的人帮忙."看来,女人对女孩子是不会有一点怜香惜玉的.                                                      
　　 "好多东西呢.非常重.还有电脑.女孩子搬不动的."丑丹挺恩爱地偎着我的肩一起骗                                           
她.                                                                                                                     
　　 幸好我们是剧社的,考验了一次表演能力.                                                                               
　　 "你们可以找专门打包的,让搬运工来搬啊."                                                                             
　　 说不清楚她说这话是好心还是故意刁难.                                                                                
　　 我说,我能搬为什么还要花钱请人啊?再说了,搬运工不也是男的吗?让他们上去不是                                           
更危险啊?"我凑近窗口说,"阿姨,你就让我上去吧,很快就下来了.这是我的学生证,你要                                            
觉得是假的,把我女朋友先压这儿."我拉过丑丹,她已经开始笑了,说,"阿姨,要不,把我先                                           
压这里.""对啊.如果你还不放心,那你跟我俩一起上去看着我们搬东西好了.""是啊.一会                                           
儿就下来,你跟我们上去吧"                                                                                                
　　 对于,脑子反应不是过快的人,就用一些罗圈话跟她说,她的逻辑思维马上就乱,很容                                           
易便从一个问题就转移到了另一个问题.当我和丑丹跟她说了一会儿,那位阿姨已经从能                                            
不能上去的问题上面转移到了对我俩信任不信任上面来了.                                                                     
　　 她翻着眼睛看了看我,没有染发,没有扎耳环,没有戴墨镜,而且,灰头土脸,再加上我                                           
和丑丹表演得象俩少先队员.她竟然同意了.                                                                                  
　　 道完谢.为了防止她反悔,拉着丑丹快步上楼了.                                                                          
　　 快到白静寝室的时候,丑丹告诉我,别敲门,别出声.如果让她们听出是你的声音,不                                            
给你开门,你就惨了.你最好把白静哄出去,在这里时间长了阿姨会怀疑.                                                          
　　 我嘻嘻一笑说,丑丹,你太好了,我下次见你再落泪好吗.丑丹笑了笑说,你一会儿在                                            
白静面前落泪吧.就转身走了.                                                                                              
　　 我水房的镜子把头发弄得更乱点,衣衫更加不整齐,做了几个比较沧桑的表情,必须                                            
要选一个一下就让白静感动的造型.                                                                                         
　　 除了没有点胡子茬,还是蛮象一个孤独疲惫的旅人,而且充满着忧郁伤感.                                                    
　　 在她们寝室门口,我又练习了一下这几个表情.                                                                           
　　 正在练习呢,门开了.一个女生拿着饭盒,看到我怪模怪样,惊叫一声又退回去了,我                                            
跟着便进去了.                                                                                                           
　　 白静正在掂着脚尖从窗户朝我刚才坐的地方张望,扭头看我进来,目瞪口呆.                                                  
　　                                                                                                                    
　　                                                                                                                    
　　五十三                                                                                                              
　　 我一进去,她们寝室的人都认出了我.看看白静看看我,都暧昧地笑着,各自出门了.                                            
看来女孩子天生善解人意,也许这正是她们让男孩子着迷的一个原因.                                                            
　　 我呆呆地站在那里,满眼悔恨,无限爱怜地看着白静,极其疲惫地喊了声她的名字,声                                           
音凄楚忧伤,像是受伤的浪子在弥留之际见到了一生钟爱的失散情人.                                                            
　　 当时,我在想,如果我能两眼一黑,瘫软下来,绝对可以在白静面前少解释许多内容.                                            
但是,我还是忍住没有这样做,因为,耗子用电炉煮的方便面正在我脚下沸腾.                                                      
　　 女生竟然比男生优越到这种程度了,大白天偷用电炉煮面.看来保安也是不允许随便                                           
到女生寝楼的.多好啊.不像我们,保安随时杀到.                                                                              
　　 我心里不平的是违犯了校纪无所谓,却让我少了一个绝佳的表演机会.现在只能想象                                           
一下,极度虚弱又惊喜交加,昏倒在地后,被白静抱在怀里的情景了.                                                              
　　 白静看着我,一时不知该如何,嘟起小嘴,低下头,象个做错了事的孩子,不时地翻起                                            
大眼睛看我一下,旋即又低下去.这是她的习惯性动作,我知道,她如果这样就是已经开始                                            
向我妥协了.                                                                                                             
　　 趁着她低头的间隙,我迅速把这个许多男生都心存向往的地方扫视了一下.                                                   
　　 看景不如听景.                                                                                                      
　　 这是很多喜爱旅游的人每次乐此不疲后总结的话.我是一个没钱旅游的人,所以,一                                            
直没机会去说这句话.没想到,第一次进这个让许多男生绞尽脑汁的地方,验证这句话的机                                           
会来了.                                                                                                                 
　　 这里绝对比我们寝室乱,乱的原因是已经乱地非专业人士无法收拾整齐了,床上地上                                           
桌子上墙上书架上窗台上天花板上......能利用的空间,哪里都逃不过.小到风铃贴纸大                                            
到占了半个床的娃娃熊,你能想到的难以摆放的不规则非实用物品,这里应有尽有.                                                 
　　 这样的环境里却走出了一个又一个干净利落的姑娘,让我想起了那些出自小山村的                                            
明星们.                                                                                                                 
　　 我准备走到白静面前,刚准备抬脚,耗子叫着,别把我的面踢了.                                                             
　　 原来是耗子煮的啊?你MM研究会的竟然带头违犯校纪?看来马列主义理论已经与实践                                           
严重脱钩了.                                                                                                             
　　 我说,哦,电炉啊?                                                                                                    
　　 耗子白了我一眼说,怎么,准备告密啊?然后满脸严肃地的瞪着我说,可以啊!能混进                                            
女寝楼啊!                                                                                                               
　　 我说,没什么,我硬闯进来的.一会儿可能就有保安来了.                                                                   
　　 啊.白静一下抬起头,大眼睛里满是惊慌,看看我,看看耗子.                                                                
　　 耗子也吓傻了.说,你疯了.                                                                                            
　　 我对耗子的话充耳不闻,从在水房准备的表情里选出一个殉情时候用的,对白静说,                                            
你们不用害怕,保安上来的话,我一个人担着,和你们无关.白静,今天,我可能会被开除,这                                           
是我罪有应得.你不要难过,只是我们今生可能再也无法见面.我顿了顿,说,白静,我今天                                            
上来只想告诉你一句话,我不是故意伤害你的.我只喜欢你一个人......                                                          
　　 白静哭了.不知道是吓的还是被感动的.                                                                                 
　　 耗子听说保安要上来,急着藏自己的电炉呢,把手给烫了,疼得象个孩子一样对着白                                            
静边撒娇边掉泪.                                                                                                         
　　 看着她俩互相对着落泪,我咬紧了自己的舌尖不笑出来.                                                                   
　　 那天,俩人慌乱一团,商量如何才能把我藏起来.早已忘记了对我的感情制裁.                                                 
　　 我说,迟早要出门的,如果保安没有搜出来,到时候罪过不是更重.                                                           
　　 白静要给她外交部的舅舅打电话,让他想办法保证我不被开除.                                                             
　　 我赶快阻止说,不要因为我惊动国家.如果真的让他舅舅参合进来,我就真的有麻烦                                            
了.                                                                                                                     
　　 我拉着白静说,你跟我一起下去,有办法了.                                                                              
　　 耗子怕保安进来发现她私用电炉,所以,附和着我.                                                                        
　　 白静想都没想就拉着我的手下楼了.她一直是容易被骗的女孩儿,纯洁的人都如此.                                            

　　 我拉着她直接出了楼门.                                                                                              
　　 走出很远,我说好了.                                                                                                 
　　 白静瞪大眼睛,看着我说,怎么出来了?                                                                                  
　　 我冲她做了个鬼脸说,不出来还准备住你们寝室啊?                                                                       
　　 白静满脸的莫名其妙,说,刚才怎么这么容易就出来了.保安呢?                                                             
　　 我说,可能保安还没到吧.幸好咱们出来的及时.                                                                          
　　 白静满脸幸运地表情,说,好险.                                                                                        
　　 我也满脸幸运地表情,说,好险.                                                                                        
　　 天气真好,入夏以来,难得的一个晴天.                                                                                  
　　                                                                                                                    
　　                                                                                                                    
　　五十四                                                                                                              
　　 如果你想让一个人尽快忘掉一件事,那你就想办法让她做另一件事.                                                         
　　 把白静哄出来了,只能算成功了一半.看着她对刚才惊险的经历满脸庆幸,我暗自窃                                            
喜,一定要趁火打劫赶快成功另一半.                                                                                        
　　 我说,今天天气真好,去文化广场走走吧.                                                                                
　　 白静惊魂未定,好象只要自己回去,保安就会抓她.对自己的寝室充满畏惧,没有转身                                           
回去.被我突然打乱的生活,却又不知道现在该做什么.就答应了.                                                                
　　 看着白静乖乖跟我走了.舒口气.                                                                                       
　　 我低着头故作羞态,手却在下面悄悄地伸向她,去拉她的手,但是我的手的空中化了                                            
几个弧什么也没拉到,扭过头才知道,白静站在原地根本没动.                                                                   
　　 她站在路边,抿着小嘴,大眼睛一眨不眨地看着我一边低头走,一边摸索着找她的手                                            
.满脸恶作剧的表情.                                                                                                      
　　 我赶快走到她身边说怎么了.                                                                                          
　　 她翻动着大眼睛调皮地说你还没跟我道歉呢.                                                                            
　　 看着她说完话满脸娇羞的内容,我想起了二胡说的一句话:女人的撒娇和男人的撒谎                                           
一样,是种嗜好.                                                                                                          
　　 我说还要道歉啊?其实,我也是受害者,而且,我也已经报复她了.                                                            
　　 她瞪大了眼睛紧张起来,问我,你报复她了?怎么报复的?没出事吧?                                                          
　　 我说,应该有事,不过是内伤,我也看不出来.                                                                             
　　 啊!这么严重啊?白静有点后怕了,说,你到底怎么报复的啊?                                                                
　　 看来香港蛊惑仔题材的影视够深入人心的,连白静这样的女孩子提到报复都能想到                                            
一帮掂着片刀砍人的场面.                                                                                                 
　　 我说,报复她的时候挺惊险的.白静瞪大眼睛在听,脸上的表情象是小表妹听外婆讲                                            
到大灰狼抓住了小红帽一样.便接着说,她亲我的时候,我趁她不注意,在她舌头上咬了一                                            
下.                                                                                                                     
　　 说完这话,我就开始为我这蹩脚的幽默后悔了,因为,白静噗哧乐了一声后,脸色迅速                                           
变得伤心起来.说,你竟然和她接吻了?!                                                                                      
　　 我愣了,这梁枫到底都跟白静说了什么啊?这种知己不知彼的战斗注定是要失败的,                                            
许多年前都证明过的.                                                                                                     
　　 "我......"                                                                                                         
　　 "你这么多天不陪我,说什么国难当头,无心学习.原来都是在骗我."                                                         
　　 "没......没有啊......"                                                                                             
　　 "白静看着我说,她告诉我你做她男朋友的时候,我还以为是假的呢.原来你们都接过                                           
吻了."                                                                                                                  
　　 "就一下.接了一下就不接了......"                                                                                    
　　 "......."                                                                                                          
　　 白静抿了一下嘴唇,鼻翼翕张,明显是想耍脾气了.没等我反应过来,她转头就往寝室                                           
走,边走边说,你找梁枫和你一起去吧.                                                                                       
　　 近朱者赤,近墨者黑.白静多么单纯的实验品,入校不到一年时间便验证了近耗子者                                            
狡猾这句异曲同工的话.                                                                                                   
　　 我跑上去,拉住她.用尽了自己许多年来积存的所有真诚,对她说,我真的没有骗你!                                            
如果,我要做她男朋友,会冒着那么大风险去你们宿舍找你吗?开除是好玩的吗?被开除了                                            
,还和谁恋啊?                                                                                                            
　　 白静明显被我这一连串的反问句感动了,乖乖地站在那里.说完这翻话,我特感激大                                            
鸡他们三个,要不是和他们三个生活了一年,我怎么会练就这么厚的脸皮.                                                         
　　 我再接再厉,温柔下来说,但是,即使开除了,我也要亲口告诉你,除了你,我从来没有                                           
喜欢过别人.                                                                                                             
　　 甜言蜜语对女人来说，是深不见底的沼泽地，只要你踏上去，便会在挣扎中越陷越                                           
深。                                                                                                                    
　　 我说完话,轻轻一揽,白静就满脸羞涩地伏在我怀里了.我想她会感动地哭一场,便颇                                           
有预料性地从口袋里摸出一包面巾备用.可是,出乎我的意料,她没哭,而是在我胳膊上狠                                            
狠掐了一下.                                                                                                             
　　 那天,她竟然感觉自己的爱情受了一次生死考验.当然这种考验的代价对我来说极其                                           
惨重.白静要求我退出剧社,和她一起为出国做准备.                                                                           
　　 刚刚被美女充实的剧社,转眼我却为人做嫁了.                                                                           
　　 不过,白静的计划相当诱人,大一恋爱,大二报个托福学习班,大三考试通过,大四比                                            
翼双飞.                                                                                                                 
　　 听着她的话,我开始幻想夏威夷的海滩,英格兰的蓝天,澳大利亚的草原,据说法国还                                           
有裸体浴场......                                                                                                        
　　                                                                                                                    
　　                                                  

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