joke 版 (精华区)

发信人: Fighter (小萱萱), 信区: Joke
标  题: JOKE
发信站: 新龙门客栈 (Sat Apr 18 19:04:10 1998)

一个口音很重的县长到村里作报告：                                            
                                                                                
　　“兔子们，虾米们！不要酱瓜，咸菜太贵啦！！”（注：同志们，乡民们！不        
要讲话，现在开会啦！！）                                                        
                                                                                
　　县长讲完以后，主持人说：                                                    
                                                                                
　　“咸菜请香肠酱瓜！”（注：现在请乡长讲话！）                                
                                                                                
　　乡长说：                                                                    
                                                                                
　　“兔子们，今天的饭狗吃了，大家都是大王八！”（注：同志们，今天的饭够        
吃了，大家都使大碗吧！”）   

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※ 来源:．新龙门客栈 10.23.0.2．[FROM: 10.23.0.242]